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"Following a 51-0 loss to Notre Dame in 1966. "I told my team it doesn't matter. There are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?'"

-Football coach John McKay
10/17/2017, 8:53 pm Link to this post PM Philer Blog
 
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Here's another extended quote from a football coach about a big loss. It's laugh out loud funny.

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That's funny stuff.

" Life is just one damn kitten after another"...Mehitabel the cat.

[Archy and Mehitabel are the names of two fictional characters created in 1916, by Don Marquis, a columnist for The Evening Sun newspaper in New York City. Archy, a cockroach, and Mehitabel, an alley cat, appeared in hundreds of humorous verses and short stories in Marquis’ daily column, "The Sun Dial". Their exploits were first collected in the 1927 book archy and mehitabel, which remains in print today, and in two later volumes, archys life of mehitabel (1933) and archy does his part (1935). Many editions are recognized by their iconic illustrations by George Herriman, the creator of Krazy Kat.

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archy the cockroach is my favorite writer.

Casey Stengel: All right everybody, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Another John McKay classic,

"Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place."
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